In some mega bizarre news, a creature with human feet, fish scales and a ‘perfectly formed human nose’ has been found in the Caribbean.
The fucked up fish was hauled ashore in Windward on the Island of Carriacou and the man who caught it believes it ‘walks on the seabed’- what a terrifying thought.
An islander said:
“Everyone crowded round to look – nobody had ever seen anything like it. Quite a few people were pretty scared and thought it looked like something out of a sci-fi horror film”.
What could this even be? Is it a fish? Is it an alien? A demon? Literally no idea.
One thing is for sure, it gave veteran fisherman Hope McLawrence a massive shock. He found himself staring into the eyes of the creature and he admits he was pretty astounded.
“I have never discovered anything like this before. By the look of the creature it can’t swim but walks on the seabed. This has shocked me to a considerable extent since I never thought that a creature like this even existed, much less in the harbour of these shallow, friendly waters. This is like a mystery and breathes a chill with this discovery”.
Bloody hell, you can say that again.